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orteil42

your reminder that Cookie Clicker is currently 40% off on Steam for 2.99 naughty naughty dollars

wooljester

Why are they naughty tho

orteil42

currency is inherently evil

orteil42

oh yeah! since people in the notes are asking what’s different from the free browser version, the Steam game includes:

soundtrack by C418
full workshop modding support
like over 500 Steam achievs
cloud saving
no ads!

you’re also helping support us! with that being said the web game still remains free forever and aside from the elements mentioned above should be updated with all the same features as the Steam version; the save files are also compatible between both games as long as the save is from the same or lower version number. you can play whichever one you like, we’re thankful either way!

Dec 23 2021 4,816 notes Source

rainbowkarolina

KARA AND LENA | (6x17)

Dec 17 2021 965 notes Source

vadergf

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

rudolphsboyfriend

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

Dec 10 2021 168,678 notes Source

Nov 27 2021 737 notes Source

comickergirl

@theillogicalthinker said that this video brought to mind Space Dad and his Super Kids and I very much agreed so here we are.

shatterpath

This is every bit as marvelous as every time I’ve seen it over the years.

Nov 20 2021 17,071 notes Source

galleytrot

“Lie close,” Laura said,
Pricking up her golden head:
“We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

lizardywizard

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

Nov 13 2021 269,528 notes Source

msdanvers

I’m right here, and I’m not going anywhere.
Promise?

Nov 11 2021 4,323 notes Source

virginalbehemoth-moved-deactiva

first they phased out the 22 episode season then they phased out the 13 episode season and now they’re phasing out the 10 episode season like can you guys go watch fucking movies or something and stop trying to “tighten” television

boazpriestly

We need to go back to more episodes because shows can’t be action or drama all the time, there needs to be breathing room for both the audience and the characters. There need to be good filler episodes where the characters get to just have fun and develop outside of the main story. Side quests and downtime are important to storytelling. We need to see the characters be regular people with regular problems in between the big stuff.

Sep 20 2021 87,197 notes Source

utopians

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

Sep 13 2021 154,517 notes Source

passionpeachy

what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square

louisinart

That just isn't right. If they displayed his credit card number, the credit company would likely waive all charges made to the account and pay for it by raising fees for everyone else. If they display his DEBIT card, though, that's a direct line baby.

sweetsweetemo

you. i like you.

Sep 5 2021 89,019 notes Source

Cat hell

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